Have you any IT one liners ?.

Post by **Sharp** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:14 pm

Hi all.

I'm looking to tie in some IT one liners into my artwork, and I was wondering if you guys had any you could share.

For example.....

There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I see dead pixels
There is no spoon

Regards.
Sharp.

Timo · Post by **Timo** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:27 am

There's the oft mentioned:

There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

mrniceneasy · Post by **mrniceneasy** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:18 pm

Here's a few!

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

X-Trade · Post by **X-Trade** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:29 pm

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Diego · Post by **Diego** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:16 am

Hi Sharp!

I can reccomend you to give a look to www.thinkgeek.com, on the t-shirt website...
But I did a google search http://www.google.it/search?q=geek+shir ... =firefox-a and found some cool results...
I like a lot there is not place like 127.0.01 and bought the tshrit from ThinkGeek

JonSolo · Post by **JonSolo** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:11 am

MOVE! (from Jimmy Fallon SNL fame)

The_Rev · Post by **The_Rev** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:29 pm

"I void warranties" is my personal favorite.

I also enjoy the "PEBKAC" error - Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

Let's not forget the "ID-10-T error"... (Y'know... idiot... get it?)

X-Trade · Post by **X-Trade** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:35 pm

Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue

Post by **mikemolloyuk** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:22 pm

http://www.techcomedy.com/

There are some howlers on this site...!!

Ohh and I use the off and on again one and it works sometimes..!

Timo · Post by **Timo** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:26 pm

X-Trade wrote:Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue

Made me giggle.

X-Trade · Post by **X-Trade** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:01 am

Timo wrote:
X-Trade wrote:Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue
Made me giggle.

actually that one came up at work the other day. Rather than an actual joke, it is a sign of the stupidity of some computer systems.
The error message actually exists:
"No Keyboard Detected: Press F1 to Continue"
"Keyboard Not Found, Press F1 to Continue"
"Keyboard Error or No Keyboard Present. Press F1 to Continue"

Almost as stupid as "Unexpected Error". what error is expected?

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:56 pm

There is no ANY key.

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:57 pm

The Cup Holder on my PC stopped working.

Chill Traveler · Post by **Chill Traveler** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:18 pm

My favorite:

The Definition of Software?

A bunch of 1's written by 0's

Bob

PianoManGidley · Post by **PianoManGidley** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:01 pm

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