jnow4321 wrote:
That's all for my bad english language.
Do not laugh with a friend, who does not understand everything

Hi Janus,
Don't worry no-one is laughing about you, your English is very good. Hopefully this might explain the joke between Keith, Sharp and me ...
Many jokes rely on similar words that are deliberately confused. It's called a "Malaprop-ism" after a character called Mrs. Malaprop in a comedy play written by Richard Sheridan in 1775. There are two similar words in English:
Repository - another word for a database, or somewhere you store something. In other words, a repository is something you put things in ... to help prevent a mess.
Suppository - something that cures a disease that afflicts many older people and makes it painful when passing solids. In other words, a suppository is something you put in ... well ... to help make a mess.
Nowadays, the word "Malapropism" is going out of fashion. The current favorite replacement is "Bush-ism" after two former US presidents who said things like:
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - George Bush Jr., on Jan. 29, 2001
"Fluency in English is something that I'm often not accused of." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
And I invite anyone who is defended by this massage to apprehend me
(defended == offended)
(massage == message)
(apprehend == reprehend)
Regards,
Rob