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Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:14 pm**

Hi all.

I'm looking to tie in some IT one liners into my artwork, and I was wondering if you guys had any you could share.

For example.....

There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I see dead pixels
There is no spoon

Regards.
Sharp.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:27 am**

There's the oft mentioned:

There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:18 pm**

Here's a few!

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Posted: **Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:29 pm**

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Posted: **Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:16 am**

Hi Sharp!

I can reccomend you to give a look to www.thinkgeek.com, on the t-shirt website...
But I did a google search http://www.google.it/search?q=geek+shir ... =firefox-a and found some cool results...
I like a lot there is not place like 127.0.01 and bought the tshrit from ThinkGeek

Posted: **Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:11 am**

MOVE! (from Jimmy Fallon SNL fame)

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:29 pm**

"I void warranties" is my personal favorite.

I also enjoy the "PEBKAC" error - Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

Let's not forget the "ID-10-T error"... (Y'know... idiot... get it?)

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:35 pm**

Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:22 pm**

http://www.techcomedy.com/

There are some howlers on this site...!!

Ohh and I use the off and on again one and it works sometimes..!

Posted: **Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:26 pm**

X-Trade wrote:Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue

Made me giggle.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:01 am**

Timo wrote:
X-Trade wrote:Keyboard not detected: Press any key to continue
Made me giggle.

actually that one came up at work the other day. Rather than an actual joke, it is a sign of the stupidity of some computer systems.
The error message actually exists:
"No Keyboard Detected: Press F1 to Continue"
"Keyboard Not Found, Press F1 to Continue"
"Keyboard Error or No Keyboard Present. Press F1 to Continue"

Almost as stupid as "Unexpected Error". what error is expected?

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:56 pm**

There is no ANY key.

Posted: **Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:57 pm**

The Cup Holder on my PC stopped working.

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:18 pm**

My favorite:

The Definition of Software?

A bunch of 1's written by 0's

Bob

Posted: **Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:01 pm**

User Error: Replace User.

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Have you any IT one liners ?.

Have you any IT one liners ?.