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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:39 am
by DaniH
Step 1. Power up key board
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:03 am
by Rosen Sound
u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:24 am
by winstonsmith
Have you updated the drivers for your mouth?

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:26 am
by Rosen Sound
where do i get those. Please spoon feed me

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:39 am
by winstonsmith
Well it depends what you're after really, there's such a range:

- Silver spoons, stainless steel, wooden
- Teaspoons, table spoons, dessert spoons

In serious cases you might just need to stick a fork in your eye and record the sound of pain you make and use that in your music. In that case, you can kill two birds with one stone:

Image

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:43 am
by Rosen Sound
thanks ill try that

*eye bleeds*

Thanks guys im gonna go make some dubstep now
Herp Derp womp womp

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:24 pm
by Eat-Static
xmlguy wrote:Learning how to program a synth is a hell of a lot easier than learning how to play violin or guitar, or any other traditional instrument except kazoo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oau9gtG5Om8

Eat Static.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:16 pm
by xmlguy

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:25 am
by pillbug
robbinhood wrote:u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!
That's because it's MIDI not audio... :roll:

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:51 am
by xmlguy
robbinhood wrote:u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!
Try sticking it into the port at the other end.

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:46 am
by Rosen Sound
*hopes everyone caught my blatant sarcasm*

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:53 pm
by winstonsmith
You might have been :twisted:

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:43 pm
by tpantano
sticky? I know it's sortof a joke but it's amazing advice

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:55 am
by winstonsmith
Sticky? Must have missed that post where that was advised... where have you been putting that damn cable, man?!??!

OK, enough silliness from me, I bow out of the thread now, it's been fun :D

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:40 am
by nene
you guys are gonna make me lose my job!!!

I was laughing so hard when I am reading this thread that my boss thought that i have gone bonkers!!!